...life is but a dream

Posted on 18th May at 11:58 PM, with 3 notes

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Posted on 18th May at 11:58 PM, with 98,358 notes

i cybered on omegle today

                                            
                                                    You:
                                                
                                                hi

                                                    Stranger:
                                                
                                                hey

                                                    You:
                                                
                                                wanna cyber

                                                    Stranger:
                                                
                                                Depends are you a girl? ;)

                                                    You:
                                                
                                                ya

                                                    Stranger:
                                                
                                                And okay then, you start?

                                                    You:
                                                
                                                i come into ur bedroom

                                                    You:
                                                
                                                and ur sleeping

                                                    You:
                                                
                                                and i crawl under your blanket

                                                    Stranger:
                                                
                                                I'm still asleep

                                                    You:
                                                
                                                u feel me pulling down ur pants

                                                    You:
                                                
                                                and u wake up and smile

                                                    Stranger:
                                                
                                                I kiss you gently, still sleepy

                                                    You:
                                                
                                                then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed

                                                    You:
                                                
                                                cutting off your penis

                                                    Stranger:
                                                
                                                wait

                                                    You:
                                                
                                                THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME

                                                    Stranger:
                                                
                                                Then what...?

                                                    You:
                                                
                                                I HATE YOU

                                                    Stranger:
                                                
                                                I didn't cheat

                                                    You:
                                                
                                                you bleed to death in your bed

                                                    Stranger:
                                                
                                                i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok

                                                    You:
                                                
                                                nobody ever knows what happened

                                                    You:
                                                
                                                i flee to mexico with your Mercedes

                                                    You:
                                                
                                                the end

                                                    Stranger:
                                                
                                                I have a mercedes?

                                                    You:
                                                
                                                not anymore faggot

                                                Your conversation partner has disconnected.

Posted on 18th May at 11:56 PM, with 44,734 notes

aurorasundergarments:

firearmsandfisticuffs:

IF I EVER MISGENDER YOU FEEL FREE TO CORRECT ME!!! YOUR GENDER IDENTITY IS NOT SOMETHING THAT YOU SHOULD REMAIN QUIET ABOUT AND I APOLOGIZE FOR ANY SCREW UPS I MAY HAVE DONE/MAY DO IN THE FUTURE

I WANT YOU TO BE COMFORTABLE TALKING TO ME

Always reblog.

Posted on 18th May at 11:55 PM, with 86,946 notes

feistie:

A kid was walking around school wearing this today and didn’t receive a single comment from administration.

Meanwhile, I was pulled over twice by them to mention how “incredibly short” my bottoms were.

Last time I checked, my shorts don’t reference blowjobs.

Quit sexualizing things that aren’t meant to be suggestive.

Posted on 18th May at 11:55 PM, with 44,573 notes